Saturday, April 29, 2006

Quotes again!

Some more words to the wise for pondering, wondering and reflecting.

From Calvin and Hobbes (one of my favourite comics of all time!)

"I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul."-Calvin"

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."-Calvin

"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."
-Calvin

"If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!"
-Hobbes

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
-Calvin

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
-Calvin

"I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point."
-Calvin

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
-Calvin

"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"-
Calvin

"There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is."
-Calvin

"There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!"
-Calvin

"So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?"-Calvin

"I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
-Calvin

"You know how people are. They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it."
-Calvin

"History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices."
-Calvin

"It's not the pace of life I mind. It's the sudden stop at the end."
-Calvin

"The best presents don't come in boxes."
-Hobbes

"As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway."
-Calvin

"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
-Calvin

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
-Calvin

"It's only work if somebody makes you do it."
-Calvin

"In my opinion, television validates existence."
-Calvin

"Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success... ...Flat stretches of boring routine... ...And valleys of frustration and failure."-Calvin

"Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension."
-Calvin

"What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking... And suddenly you wake up."-Calvin

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
-Calvin

"You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human."
-Hobbes

"I had resolved to be less offended by human nature, but I think I blew it already."
-Hobbes

"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!"
-Calvin

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
-Calvin

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck."-Calvin

"The worst part is that I don't even have the fun of doing the things I'm getting blamed for."-Calvin

Quotes again!

Some more words to the wise for pondering, wondering and reflecting.

From Calvin and Hobbes (one of my favourite comics of all time!)

"I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul."-Calvin"

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."-Calvin

"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."
-Calvin

"If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!"
-Hobbes

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."-Calvin

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
-Calvin

"I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point."
-Calvin

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."-Calvin

"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"-
Calvin

"There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is."-Calvin

"There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!"
-Calvin

"So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?"-Calvin

"I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
-Calvin

"You know how people are. They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it."-Calvin

"History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices."
-Calvin

"It's not the pace of life I mind. It's the sudden stop at the end."
-Calvin

"The best presents don't come in boxes."
-Hobbes

"As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway."
-Calvin

"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
-Calvin

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
-Calvin

"It's only work if somebody makes you do it."
-Calvin

"In my opinion, television validates existence."-Calvin

"Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success... ...Flat stretches of boring routine... ...And valleys of frustration and failure."-Calvin

"Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension."
-Calvin

"What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking... And suddenly you wake up."-Calvin

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
-Calvin

"You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human."
-Hobbes

"I had resolved to be less offended by human nature, but I think I blew it already."
-Hobbes

"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!"
-Calvin

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
-Calvin

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck."-Calvin

"The worst part is that I don't even have the fun of doing the things I'm getting blamed for."-Calvin

Friday, April 07, 2006

More Quotes

I read your comments these past few days and decided to let all of you out have more mental nourishment!


"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
- Buddha



To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson



Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
- Chinese proverb



It is not by accident that the happiest people are those who make a conscious effort to live useful lives. Their happiness, of course, is not a shallow exhilaration where life is one continuous intoxicating party. Rather, their happiness is a deep sense of inner peace that comes when they believe their lives have meaning and that they are making a difference for good in the world.
- Ernest Fitzgerald



"We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems."
- John W. Gardner



How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these.
- George Washington Carver"



Far away in the sunshine are my highest inspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see the beauty, believe in them and try to follow where they lead."
-- Louisa May Alcott


"In art the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire."
Ralph Waldo Emerson



"If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars."
--- Rabindranath Tagore



"No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit."
-- Helen Keller



"To understand is to forgive, even oneself."
Alexander Chase



"Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising that tempt you to believe your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires some of the same courage that a soldier needs. Peace has its victories, but it takes brave men and women to win them." Ralph Waldo Emerson



"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root."
-- Henry David Thoreau


Argue for your limitations and sure enough they're yours.
Richard Bach


Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer


A life without cause is a life without effect.


"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.



"Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for success, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good." -Vaclav Havel



"To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed." -- Bernard Edmonds



When the solution is simple, God is answering. Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes, where we face it as free beings admiring, asking and observing, there we enter the realm of Art and Science.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)



When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
John Muir



"We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen."
- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours



We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in an ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.- Mother Teresa



We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
- Seneca (3 B.C. - 65 A.D.)



We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
- John Webster



We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965)



We love because it's the only true adventure.
- Nikki Giovanni



What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)



We can do not great things - only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa



"The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with"" only to discover that they are still there. The real questions refuse to be placated. They barge into your life at the times when it seems most important for them to stay away. They are the questions asked most frequently and answered most inadequately, the ones that reveal their true natures slowly, reluctantly, most often against your will.
-- Ingrid Bengis"

Monday, April 03, 2006

Quotes

Read Shi Ying's comments about wanting some more quotes. So, here they are!

A day without laughter is a day wasted."
Charlie Chaplin


If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
Sir Isaac Newton


Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld


"The roots of knowledge are bitter, but its fruit are sweet."
Cicero


"Be careful of reading health books; you may die of a misprint."
Mark Twain



t's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Walt Disney



The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge.

"Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others."
Cicero



As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
Oscar Wilde



Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde


We learn of the history that we haven't learned anything of the history.
George Bernard Shaw


Tell me what you're laughing at and I shall tell you who you are.
Goethe



We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again -- and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
Mark Twain



I was strongest when I laughed at my weakness.
Elmer Diktonius

In a Poetic Mood

Am teaching poetry to my P5s this term and I decided to post these poems for your perusal, enjoyment and thinking.
Hope everybody is well.

Introduction to Poetry
Billy Collins

I ask them to take a poem and hold it up to the light like a color slide
or press an ear against its hive.
I say drop a mouse into a poem and watch him probe his way out,
or walk inside the poem's room and feel the walls for a light switch.
I want them to waterski across the surface of a poem waving at the author's name on the shore.
But all they want to do is tie the poem to a chair with rope and torture a confession out of it.
They begin beating it with a hose to find out what it really means.

from The Apple that Astonished Paris, 1996
University of Arkansas Press, Fayetteville, Ark.
Permissions information.
Copyright 1988 by Billy Collins. All rights reserved.
Reproduced with permission.





How to Change a Frog Into a Prince
Anna Denise
Start with the underwear.
Sit him down.
Hopping on one leg may stir unpleasant memories.
If he gets his tights on, even backwards, praise him.
Fingers, formerly webbed, struggle over buttons.
Arms and legs, lengthened out of proportion, wait,as you do, for the rest of him to catch up.
This body, so recently reformed, reclaimed,still carries the marks of its time as a frog.
Be gentle.
Avoid the words awkward and gawky.
Do not use tadpole as a term of endearment.
His body, like his clothing, may seem one size too big.
Relax.
There's time enough for crowns.
He'll grow into it.

from The Poets' Grimm: 20th Century Poems from Grimm's Fairy Tales, 2003Story Line Press, Ashland, OR
Copyright 2002 by Anna Denise.All rights reserved.
Reproduced with permission





In this short poem, a poet regrets not acknowledging a teacher he once had. This poem should be read twice.

Mentor
Timothy Murphy
For Robert Francis

Had I known, only known when I lived so near,
I'd have gone, gladly gone foregoing my fear of the wholly grown and the nearly great.
But I learned alone, so I learned too late.

from The Formalist, A Journal of Metrical Poetry, Volume 12, Issue 1, 2001University of Evansville, Evansville, IN
Copyright 2001 by Timothy Murphy.
All rights reserved.
Reproduced with permission




Before the World Intruded
Michele Rosenthal

Return me to those infant years,
before I woke from sleep,
when ideas were oceans crashing,
my dreams blank shores of sand.
Transport me fast to who I was when breath was fresh as sight,
my new parts — unfragmented —shielded faith from unkind light.
Draw for me a figure whole, so different from who I am.
Show me now
this picture: who I waswhen I began.

Copyright 2003 by Michele Rosenthal.All rights reserved.Reproduced with permission





The Student Theme
Ronald Wallace
The adjectives all ganged up on the nouns,
insistent, loud,
demanding, inexact,
their Latinate constructions flashing.
The pronouns lost their referents:
They were dangling,
lacked the stamina to follow the prepositions' leadin,
on, into, to, toward, for, or from.
They were beset by passive voices and dead metaphors, conjunctions shouting But! or And!
The active verbs were all routinely modified by adverbs, that endlessly and colorlessly raninto trouble with the participles sittingon the margins knitting their brows like gerunds
(dangling was their problem, too).
The author was nowhere to be seen; was off somewhere.

from The Uses of Adversity, 1998University of Pittsburgh Press, Pittsburgh, PA
Copyright 1998 by Ronald Wallace.
All rights reserved.
Reproduced with permission





God Says Yes To Me
Kaylin Haught
I asked God if it was okay to be melodramaticand she said yes
I asked her if it was okay to be short and she said it sure is
I asked her if I could wear nail polish or not wear nail polish
and she said honey
she calls me that sometimes
she said you can do just exactlywhat you want to
Thanks God I said
And is it even okay if I don't paragraph my letters
Sweetcakes God said
who knows where she picked that up
what I'm telling you is Yes Yes Yes

from The Palm of your Hand, 1995Tilbury House Publishers
Copyright 1995 by Kaylin Haught.
All rights reserved.Reproduced with permission




The Grammar Lesson
Steve Kowit
A noun's a thing.
A verb's the thing it does.
An adjective is what describes the noun.
In "The can of beets is filled with purple fuzz"
of and with are prepositions.
The's an article, a can's a noun,a noun's a thing.
A verb's the thing it does.
A can can roll - or not.
What isn't was or might be, might meaning not yet known.
"Our can of beets is filled with purple fuzz"
is present tense.
While words like our and us are pronouns - i.e. it is moldy, they are icky brown.

A noun's a thing; a verb's the thing it does.
Is is a helping verb.
It helps because filled isn't a full verb.
Can's what our owns in "Our can of beets is filled with purple fuzz."
See?
There's almost nothing to it. Justmemorize these rules...or write them down!

A noun's a thing, a verb's the thing it does.
The can of beets is filled with purple fuzz.

from In the Palm of Your Hand: The Poet's Portable Workshop, 1995Tilbury House, Publishers, Gardiner, Maine
Copyright 1995 by Steve Kowit.
All rights reserved.
Reproduced with permission




A New Poet
Linda Pastan

Finding a new poet is like finding a new wildflower out in the woods.
You don't see its name in the flower books, and nobody you tell believes in its odd color or the way
its leaves grow in splayed rows down the whole length of the page.
In fact the very page smells of spilled
red wine and the mustiness of the seaon a foggy day
- the odor of truth and of lying.
And the words are so familiar,so strangely new, words you almost wrote yourself, if only
in your dreams there had been a pencilor a pen or even a paintbrush,if only there had been a flower.

from Heroes In Disguise, 1991W.W. Norton & Company, Inc., New York, NY
Copyright 1991 by Linda Pastan.
All rights reserved.
Reproduced with permission





Gratitude to Old Teachers
Robert Bly

When we stride or stroll across the frozen lake,
We place our feet where they have never been.
We walk upon the unwalked.
But we are uneasy.
Who is down there but our old teachers?
Water that once could take no human weight
-We were students then-holds up our feet,
And goes on ahead of us for a mile.
Beneath us the teachers, and around us the stillness.

from Eating the Honey of Words, 1999HarperCollins Publishers, New York, NY
Copyright 1999 by Robert Bly.
All rights reserved.
Reproduced with permission





Every poet has an image of the ideal reader,and the not-so-ideal reader.

Selecting a Reader
Ted Kooser

First, I would have her be beautiful,and walking carefully up on my poetry at the loneliest moment of an afternoon,her hair still damp at the neck from washing it.
She should be wearing a raincoat, an old one, dirty from not having money enough for the cleaners.
She will take out her glasses, and there in the bookstore, she will thumb over my poems, then put the book backup on its shelf.
She will say to herself,"For that kind of money, I can get my raincoat cleaned."
And she will.

from Sure Signs, 1980University of Pittsburgh Press, Pittsburgh, Pa.
Copyright 1980 by Ted Kooser.
All rights reserved.
Reproduced with permission